Danks & Gomez/ Zobrist trade

Alphalpha Sprouts acquires starting pitcher John Danks of the Chicago White Sox, CF Carlos Gomez of the Minnesota Twins, and Supreme Clientele's third round pick in the 2010 draft. Going to Supreme Clientele is SS/2B Ben Zobrist of the Tampa Bay Rays.

Fuentes & Rzepczynski/ Thomas & Braden & Carter trade

The YAZ Slashers acquire LA Angels closer Brian Fuentes and Toronto Blue Jays starting pitcher Mark Rzepczynski from Supreme Clientele. Going to Clientele are Detroit Tigers outfielder Clete Thomas, Oakland Athletics pitcher Dallas Braden, and Oakland Athletics 1B prospect Chris Carter. To make room for Carter, Clientele drops pitcher Dan Cortes of the Seattle Mariners.

Thornton & Balfour/ Wood & Nelson trade

The YAZ Slashers acquire relief pitcher Matt Thornton of the White Sox, relief pitcher Grant Balfour of the Rays, and Alphalpha Sprouts 24th pick in the 2010 draft. In turn, Alphalpha Sprouts receive SS Brandon Wood of the LA Angels, relief pitcher Joe Nelson of the Rays, and YAZ's 3rd round pick in the 2010 draft.

Duchscherer/ Rodriguez trade

Captain Laddies acquires SS/2B Sean Rodriguez of the LA Angels and Blue Ballers' 4th round draft pick in the 2010 draft for SP Justin Duchscherer of the Oakland Athletics.

Hairston/ Langerhans trade

Supreme Clientele acquires Mariners RF/LF Ryan Langerhans and a 4th round draft pick from Wade Boggs for Oakland A's LF/CF Scott Hairston.

Marte/ Scott trade

Bruce Bochte sends Damaso Marte of the Yankees and his third round pick in the 2010 draft to Supreme Clientele for Oriole LF/DH Luke Scott.

Jack Wilson trade

Whurlitzer's Arm acquires shortstop Jack Wilson of the Mariners and pitcher Jason Jennings of the Texas Rangers from Supreme Clientele. Going to the two-time defending champion Clientele are Yuny Betancourt of the Royals and Whurlitzer's 12th round pick in the 2010 draft.

Aardsma Trade

Bruce Bochte acquires Mariners closer David Aardsma from Captain Lad. Going to Laddie are Bochte's second round pick in the '10 draft, and Texas pitcher Brandon McCarthy. Too bad Aardsma's sister wasn't included. She is smoking hot.